May 2012
47 posts
Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to... →
kattygirls:
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Your complete guide to university
benedictcumberbatch:
Rota for who cleans and takes the bins out? You’ll never get round to that.
Someone will always pinch your milk, so buy skimmed. Then nobody does.
There’s always one little shit who never scrapes their plate before washing up.
Steal other people’s butter and ketchup. I haven’t bought either in the past 2 years. But steal it discreetly, otherwise everyone will hate you.
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